When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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