we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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