big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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