honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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