he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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