..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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