My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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