i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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