she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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