I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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