i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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