I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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