Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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