'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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