woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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