But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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