i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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