I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she smelled like a LAN party
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize