i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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