do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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