Whod you bang
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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