how can u be prego again
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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