people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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