Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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