"it" just moved
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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