We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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