I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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