i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Randomize
