do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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