Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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