can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Randomize
