how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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