How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Still dying that you shit outside
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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