god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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