hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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