he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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