its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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