he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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