She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We are all done wearing pants today
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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