ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
