You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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