whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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