I hope mine doesn't look like that
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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