Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm at about main and main street
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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