Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
All the doctor said was why
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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