Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
is wine microwaveable?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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