is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
the day after is always just damage control
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You're a waste of cheezeits
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
And then the night went full on bisexual.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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