Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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