I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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