god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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