no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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