For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
it's like iHOP with fire
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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