Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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