Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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