Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
A+ Viking dick
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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