): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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