I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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