...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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